Check in by day, blow up by night

 British Airways employee Rajib Karim has been arrested for terrorism after attempting to use a cabin crew strike to gain access to aeroplane and detonate and detonate an Al-Qaeda 'Underpants bomb'. MI5 picked this up after suspiciously persistent attempts to gain entry to a trans-Atlantic flight.

TWITTER!!!

 We now have a twitter, just search wonkyrobot :D Also if you are visiting and you have a twitter account then click the "Follow" icon at the bottom and you can link to this blog using twitter, Great or what! x

Recipe for happiness

 Ingredients:

  • Sleep, and lots of it!
  • Love, this could go either way. In most cases adds a lovely tint of happiness to life but has been known to cause great sadness.
  • Exercise. A healthy body is a happy body and whatnot, it's vital.
  • Fulfilment in education or career. Whatever you do make sure you enjoy it! You get one shot at life so do it right.
  • Friends, the centre of your fun. The centre of your life. Friends are so important because a true friend is one forever and will never leave you. You spent some of your life's greatest moments together and need to stay in touch forever.
Method
  1. Step ones the tricky one. To begin with it's probably best to take a positive outlook on everything. Don't give a damn what anybody thinks but you and the ones you love. They're the one's that matter and don't let anybody knock you back.
  2. Find someone you love. There's no real words to describe love because it's never the same. Not for two people not for two minutes. If they're the right person then you'll just know it's them, you can be yourself and share things you enjoy. Do it right and happiness is yours.
  3. Do the things you enjoy because if you don't enjoy it then you'll never be happy doing it. Trust your instincts and go with them no matter what.
  4. Have fun! Nobody can truly claim to be happy without having a good laugh from time to time. Keep your friends close at all times because they will be there for you when you're there for them. 
  5. Realise that you are a person, a beautiful human being and no one can take that away from you so don't let life get you down. Go from day to day with a smile and other people will join in and before too long you will have started a happy revolution so go on, save the world from all this devastation and just smile. You don't know where it might get you!






Motorola Xoom into court

 Motorola are being taken to court by the online payment company 'Xoom' over a Trademark infringement of the mobile giants newly released tablet computer. The internet finance company have owned the trademark since 2004 and believe that they could bring Motorola down in the courtrooms.
 The Tablet, released yesterday, is tipped to be the first iPad slayer in this growing market. Will the tablet emerge on top or will it re-emerge under an alternative name. Keep checking back for more.
  

Panic as uprising spreads through 8 countries

 The Libyan protests have now spread to 8 countries in the middle east; Libya, Iraq, Jordan, Egypt, Yemen, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia and Tunisia. Government and military officials are in despair at the civil unrest tearing their countries apart. For more info click HERE.

My internet: From picture sharing to robot applications

 I am often entering conversations about which are the best sites for this and the best for that so I thought I would share some findings with you as well as answers to some FAQ's.

 Best site for picture sharing?: Flikr

Why 'Wonky Robot'?: Well, when I was younger I had a small toy robot with a wonky head and when looking for a good name for a blog that documents current affairs in a simple form i began to think of the world around me and something personal to me. My wonky robot is symbolic of the government today. They have all the robot applications but they don't use them properly. Hope the explaination is good enough. 

Best iPhone game: PocketGod

Best iPhone app: Angry Birds

Pocket god update 37: Moron Pests




When I first heard of pocket god from one of my school friends the sound of mindlessly throwing around smallanimated islanders sounded like one of Col. Muammar al-Gaddafi's life ambitions.
However, since playing the game I realised that it does not replicate the reigns of evil dictators or the dreams of village idiots but provides endless fun with the constant, unique updates bringing extra exciting twists along the way. And episode 37 is no exception. As both the first instalment of the dreamworld mini-series and crossover with the hit iOs game 'The Moron Test', episode 37 introduces players to a whole new area to explore containing vivd colours and a seemingly innocent looking snake. If a player chooses to sacrifice one of their tiny Pygmy islanders by dropping the huge snake above their heads then they will be taken to within the snakes digestive system. Here they will begin a high speed pursuit with an angry turtle and must answer a high selection of trick questions in order to gain ground.
There is also a very limited expansion pack available for 59p ($0.99) containing alternative skins for the evil spider in the graveyard.
All in all, Bolt creative have pulled it out of the bag however I fear that soon the iPhone app will be forgotten behind all of the new projects surrounding the successful franchise.

http://pocketgod.blogspot.com/

Guest blogging project

Starting soon we will be inviting one or two people per week from a variety of occupations and backgrounds and give them a chance to write about whatever the please and give them an opportunity to do something different. If you wish to get involved please comment with suggestions.

200 Britons trapped in Libya

It is suspected that British citizens amounting up to nearly 200 are still trapped in the dangerous country of Libya. The government is currently working on how to evacuate these tourists and oil workers.

Discovery's final voyage

We wave goodbye today to one of space explorations most iconic vehicles, space shuttle discovery. Since its first flight in 1984 discovery has been on 38 flights and orbited the earth 5,247 times. However today the spacecraft launched on its last flight on a mission to take vital spare parts to the international space station. Discovery launched at 4:53 p.m. EST from the Kennedy Space Center, Florida. We wish the best of luck to all of the crew on-board and on the ground.

Christchurch: Death toll could reach 200

The New Zealand Prime Minister has today made a statement claiming that more than 200 victims of the devastating earthquake could already be dead. As the death toll continues to rise to 98 (Including 2 Brits) and a further 200 still missing, it is becoming an increasing worry that these people will also add to the toll.
If you wish to help visit: http://www.redcross.org.uk/NZEarthquake/

Gaddafi blames Bin Laden

Lybia's leader Col Muammar Gaddafi has openly blamed evil Osama Bin Laden for the violent uprising throughout his country. The tyrant, who's been lately compared to men like Adolf Hitler, said today that Bin Laden, the man behind the 911 world trade centre bombings, is responsible for the devastating protests throughout Libya and therefore hinting at an al-Qaeda plot.

In other news, a former Libyan cabinet minister told a Swedish newspaper that Gaddafi will take his own life, just as Hitler did at the closing of world war 2.

March 2nd for Apple's iPad 2 announcement!


Apple have revealed that they will be holding a media event on the 2nd March containing very strong hints (the image featured to the left) that they will be announcing their next generation iPad tablet in order to compete in this growing market.
Sources say that the tech' giants will have added a front facing camera, similar to the iPhone 4 that will allow the device to support Apple's FaceTime video calling software. They also suspect an announcement of iOs 5, a new mobile operating system to feature exclusively on the iPad. Check back for more updates!